Letter To EX-GirlFreind

Subject: Letter to ex-girlfreind

Dear XYZ,
Thanks for being my love for half years, when
you receive this letter I believe you might have selected a
new boy friend and started enjoying your dating.
Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boy friend or
girl friend.

XYZ … In order to recover your missing, I got another
girl from next city & as you know this is my nth love,
from all my past experiences I have learned a lot.
When the love blossoms everyone starts writing love
letters, you know very well… I have written many love
letter to you , and writing a love letter in poetic way is
not so easy nowadays XYZ , and it's a time
consuming work, In order to avoid all this I need all my
lover letters back so that I can put corrector and send to
my new girl friend , please send it back to me , I don't
have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters.
Another thing XYZ, I have given you one cute
photo of mine , can you send it to me please , you know
better that this is the only photo I look very cute &
handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my
very first love.

And also, during my ½ years of love days I have
spend lot of monies for impressing you , I am attaching
a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the
earliest.

The expenses are as follows: Lunch / Dinner at Bhaktapur; 2000 Rs, Cool
Drinks 3200 Rs, Snacks 2100 Rs. , Juice 1200 Rs.
Cinema 600Rs. Internet Chatting 1500 Rs. , Mobile
3000 Rs. Petrol 1500 Rs. Gift Items 1000 Rs, Grand
Total : 15000(approx) rs

Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies
on my new girl friend, and more over if
you have any of my gift lying with you, am ready to
take these packs in half prices. Please calculate the value
of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement
of account.

I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around
4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy
friend and your photo so that you can give to your new
BF.

Also, please advise your expenses which incurred during
our dates, I don't think you have got any expenditure
during these dates, I have seen many time that you
always forget your purse when it comes to pay.
Anyway I hope you will clear the above outstanding at
the earliest and wishing you a very wonderful 6th love
affair with ABC.
Your Exlover
Nagios ;)

Comments

Anonymous said…
Dont be pathetic man, dont say u didnt enjoy with her.
Wednesday, March 28, 2007 8:01:00 PM
Naya Bihani said…
Its just for fun dude...i didnot mean for anyone...just got a forward mail, I liked it and posted in my Blog.

thats it
dont make over it
Wednesday, March 28, 2007 8:52:00 PM
Jitu'cha said…
Quite interesting! Guess what now I have better ideas of, what I must do with my unproductive love story which took away a huge chunk of my life, my money, and my creativity. But I am afraid that would I be able to put any price tag for the love and care I gave her? Well I rather put her price instead.

Thanks for sharing and if I come with her price I definitely share hai ta. You be all happy.
Saturday, April 28, 2007 4:53:00 AM
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